Do you know why they call me, Bloody Mary? Because some of them, they think it’s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog.


Helix Ramondi (land snail fossil) epigenised with Lussatite - Dallet, France

Maybe I should play more morrowind. It’s so easy to get completely lost in that game omg

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when bae mad at you

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Reminders | Radical Face

I wish I had more nice things to say
But I was raised not to lie

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I could really just order some pizza right now.


being the fat friend like





tall people = the enemy 

can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there

I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t even know til its too late

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Fuji and Milky Way (by Yuga Kurita)